HI EVERYBIRD, I'M KRAMER, AN IRN
[color=violet]AND I HAVE THE MOST WONDERFUL BROTHER (OR MAYBE I THINK HE'S MY MATE!), WHO IS A PARROTLET (KIWI)

. HE IS WONDERFUL AND WE'VE BEEN LIVING IN CAGES RIGHT BESIDE EACH OTHER SINCE HE WAS ADOPTED BY MY MOM (SANDY) JUST A FEW MONTHS AGO. I AM A BITER BUT I KNOW THE WORD "GENTLE" AND MY MOM LETS ME OUT WITH KIWI ( WHOM I SOOOOOOOO LOVE!!!) EACH DAY AND WE "KISS" AND "KISS" AND SOMETIMES, I REGURGITATE TO KIWI

DO YOU ALL THINK THAT'S OK??? I LIKE TO DO THIS SPECIAL "DANCE" AND "SONG" FOR KIWI WHEN WE'RE OUT TOGETHER, OTHERWISE, I'M MY NORMAL SELF

I AM ALWAYS VERY GENTLE WITH KIWI WHEN WE'RE OUT TOGETHER BUT MY MOM IS ALWAYS WATCHING!!!

IT SEEMS I AM A BETTER BOY NOW THAT I'VE BEEN ABLE TO "KISS" KIWI AND MY MOM WANTS TO BE SURE THAT EVERYTHING IS OK, WHAT WITH MY REGURGITATION AND DANCE AND ALL!!!

ANYWAY, HAPPY TO BE ABOARD AND ANY HELP YOU ALL CAN GIVE WOULD BE SOOOOO MUCH APPRECIATED BY ALL MY FAMILY!!!!!!!
THANK YOU

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