
well, i needn't even WHISPER-THINK about another bird of any kind, wut with this velcro-bird 'TOO i now have ... wow! talk about CLING!! and ain't no way that our shower comes on without her being in there, altho she tends to make "meanie-faces" to her Daddy & he freaks out ... "i'm gettin out now!" i perch her butt up on the shower rod ... we have the old claw-foot tub with the shower rod/ring thinger ... i've learned very quickly that i must get outta the shower & LEAVE HER THERE while i get dressed & hair done & stuff ... otherwise, she raises hell!! i just leave her there 'til she has that "just had WONDERFUL sex" look on her face ... then she's ready to get into her cage & rest/eat ... hmmm, it just occurs to me that this sounds more & more like wonderful sex!!

now, Mr. Willie-Bird, on the other hand, thinks she's absolutely INSANE!! when she starts her squawking to get outta the cage, he starts his VERY disapproving IRN gutteral "reprimands" ... like "WILL U PLEEEEZE SHUT UP!! I AM THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BIRDIE HERE!! AND I SHALL NOT BE OUT-NOISED!!"
"this isn't a hospital...it's an insane asylum" HotLips O'Houlihan ~ MASH 1970