Lets cut to the chase, send me a pic Momma, I'll edit and post. cool? I have supplied you with my email address in your inbox.
It is a good thing I love yall cuz man! Pain in my
HA! So kidding, ya know I love ya! Wooooo nelly, lay off the Java
*does back flips to go check on the kids*
I get up at like 5 every morning so I can have A FEW minutes peace. Four kids... 5 counting the ol'man, 2 baby birdies, a pregant Mrs. Kitty, formerly known as Ms. Kitty until she got out and had a fling (slut Her Daddy calls her) hahaha, he is so disappointed. You'd think his real daughter had sex and got knocked up and he doesnt even like animals!) Or does he

I walk in and catch him stroking her little belly and telling her "its gonna be alright kittygirl" (what he calls her when he thinks noone is looking). Coutless are the times I'll be in the shower, so he thinks but I have already gotten out and I can hear him telling Baby and Boo they are pretty girls and I'll dash down the hall and there he stands with cucumbers and baby carrots. I mess with him, hate those birds huh? He is like "well they gotta eat" Phft, Ok caveman.
Why do some men think it is Sissy to be an animal lover? Now mind you, I am a southern bell which married a Yankee so I know those folks see things a little differently. The first thing I am going to get when I reach the pearly gates is a big smack in the mouth from my Granny
She always told me I'd better not marry "one of them damn Yankees". And I didnt... til she killed over tee he he.
My bible tells me "let they will be done on earth as it is in heaven" and her will is to slap the taste out of my mouth and so it will be done. My chat with Peter will be with swollen lips and shaky legs. I have been a good girl! Uhm, if you leave out most of college, many of my teen years and a few things I have done in between... I should still make it, juuuuust barely but nonetheless.
If I offended any Yankees, get over it, you won the war.
