Telephone conversation as follows, Kira in green:
"Your bird has food... stuck in his nose"
"What?"
"Hane has one of the pieces of his food stuck in his nose."
"The pellets?"
"Yeah." *slight chuckle*
"A whole one? How...?"
"It looks like a whole round piece. I don't know how he did it."
"Stupid bird. How far is it stuck in? Can you get it out?"
"It's... all the way in. I can't get it out." *nervous laugh*
"Can he still breathe?"
"Yeah, through his other nostril. He doesn't seem to be having a problem."
"We're on our way home. Put a drop of water on it, maybe we can soften it to get it out. I'll be home in like ten minutes. Just hang on."
End call.
I turn to my father, "My bird has a pellet stuck in his nose."
I smiled in disbelief, thinking of all those parents sent to the emergency room by kids jamming food up their own nostrils.
"Stupid bird. It's like having a kid."
When we got home Kira had done as I asked and put a drop of water on the pellet jammed in Hane's nose. We put a few drops more, minutes apart and when it got soft enough I took the syringe and asked Kira to hold Hane still.
I didn't want to put too much water in his nostril, fearing pneumonia or whatnot. But it was loose enough.
Once Hane settled down I placed the syringe with the bottom part touching just barely but tilted so it had access to air and wouldn't deflate his lung when I pulled suddenly.
After a few tries a large chunk of it came out into the syringe but there was still a little bit left. I didn't want him to inhale it, creating a place for harmful bacteria to grow.
Kira ended up using the corner of her pinky's fingernail to gently scrape it out.
Mission Complete. ^_^
It turned out that Hane had figured out how to play the game "I'll shake my head in my food dish and make all my pellets fly onto the floor" and we think that's how he got the piece jammed into his nostril.
I cured the game by giving him just enough food for the day, if he swished it out he didn't get to eat pellets, which he loves because he loves all food. After two days he stopped that game and future nose-stopping problems avoided.
It figures that my bird would do something so foolish. And then act like nothing happened and everything is just jolly.

It still makes me laugh though- it IS like having a kid!