One bird is never enough
Your birds eat better than you do
Every time someone says, “Hello”, you think of your parrot.
You know what a ‘fid’ is
You are forbidden to talk about your birds anymore in front of your non-bird loving friends
You have signed up at a few companion parrot forums
You created your own companion parrot forum
You created your own parrot website to go with your parrot forum
Everything reminds you of your birds
You don’t freak out when someone points out bird poo on your clothes
You frequently dream about your birds
You collect statues of birds.
When you talk to people it’s always ends up about birds.
They own their own room
When you go to the fruit/vegie market purely to buy for your birds
Some of my own..
When you find the smell of a birds 'wingpits' cute and you just want to stick your nose under there!
When your ringtone on your phone is of your pet parrot talking.
When you try to catch floating 'downies' whenever you see one.
When you've figured out what each squark or scream means
When you've eaten a pellet just to see what it tastes like
(Women) When you refer to your PMS as 'Bluffing'


