Takes nothing really. Turn your back to him and he wants to eat you. My favorite thing to do is...

Ok, you know how when they are sleeping all tucked and happy? I kiss him on his head saying 'wake up baby, give mama a kiss-kiss'. He wont bite my face (although I would probably deserve it). HE GETS SO PISSED.
He will give me only 2 kisses. Everytime he will listen to the command only twice. After that, he is in no mood to entertain me.
So, I get my two kisses (two seperate commands a few minutes apart) and he is all fluffed up, mad as hell! So to get him REALLY pissed, I keep talking to him.
Like any other man, this annoys him much. The orange around his eyes comes out. He is pinning and all fluffed up. Sure to bite you if you commanded step up. I think he is catching on to me doing this out of kicks because he bites the crap out of me if I try to step him up or touch him afterwards.

But anyway, I think the reason I have this new sick obsession is because when he is doing his thing, you cant see all of his ring. But, when you make him mad, his ring comes out because he is all puffed up.
I think thats why I do it... and well its just fun.
Anyone else aggravate their bird for kicks?
