I did something awful while in a heated marital battle.
I cannot believe I did this. I sure cant believe Im admitting it.
I was MAD so I removed myself from the situation by going to my room. I must look really stupid running over the the stand, grabbing baby and storming off to my room.
That somehow has to take A LOT of the drama out of it... but I do it. -sigh-
When Im mad sad whatever, I want Baby so I grab him really sumconsciously as I storm out with a bird on my finger looking around like WTF'ed I do man?
Anyway, I tossed him on his perch and he started jabbering and out of anger I said, Baby... say, 'Youre and asshole'.

Being mad, I was enjoyin being with my husband in mind while being awful.
Well, I didnt really expect nothing, did it probably 4 times so my ol man could hear me. Baby didnt seem to be turning his head showing interest in the phrase so nothing else was thought of it.
A few nights later I am in the kitchen writing on the dry erase board so he starts: "Baby wanna treat! Good boy Baby!! Kiss kiss *click*click*click*(broken record anytime someone is in the kitchen).
He had eaten enough and should have already been tucked anyway so I just pretend not to hear him. About 5 minutes into his broken record speech he inserts 'Youre an asshole' between 'Wanna treat' and 'Good Boy'.
So irresponsible of me but I have learned from my mistakes. And wont repeat them.