lol
*Baby passes his 'lighter on a leash' over to the new baby*
Hey Jasper, Im Baby. I am the manliest ringneck of all ringnecks. All the girls want me and all the boys aspire to be me. I am vain and have no problems with that. My mama put this wussy name on me but thats cool.
Keep your eyes on me fella and I'll turn ya into a charmer that can get even a 'tiel to try to mate with you. I... am THE MAN. BMOC. The ****.
There ya go lil man, clip it to the side of your cage for those rough nights you cant find a light... it'll always be there.
Dont we love to do what our mama's and daddy's do!? I wanted to see what the big deal was so I tried those 'bad ciggits' and just love them.
I use to just tear up the pack, now I tear into it. It is truly addictive, mommie was right. So, maybe you should be a good boy and not pick um up.
I now have to pass on my nutirberries because I cant afford those and my 'ciggie' habit. Bad decision, huh little one?
Youre gonna cough and be sick little one. Best to listen to me, your mama and daddy. Yes, my pic is cute but that doesnt make it right.
Your mentor,
Baby