parrot funnies
Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:16 am
Had to share!
The Parrot's Lament and other true tales of animal intrigue,
> intelligence, and ingenuity (Dutton) gets its title from a story about
> a African Grey parrot, Bongo Marie. Its owner had a number of birds at
> her house, including an Amazon parrot, Paco, that Bongo Marie
> especially disliked. One day, the owner was removing a roast Cornish
> game hen from her oven when Bongo Marie flew over and shouted, "Oh no!
> Paco!" in an excited tone. When the owner produced Paco to show he was
> still alive, Bongo Marie responded in a disappointed tone, "Oh, no!"
> and then broke out into raucous laughter.
One more.....
Laura Bush bought "Dubya" a parrot for his birthday.
She told **** Cheney, "The bird is so smart! George
has already taught him to pronounce over 200 words!"
"Wow, that's pretty impressive", Cheney said, "but you
realize that he just says the words. He doesn't really
understand what they mean."
"That's OK", Laura replied, "Neither does the parrot..."